fun fact: cucumber in vinegar with pepper = best ever high snack
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
I didn't black out, the guy in the Men In Black costume erased my memory
Just saw a motorized bathtub. I think this college thing is gonna work out.
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
I'll come hang out with you guys later, but right now my parents aren't home and I have to take full advantage of being able to watch porn on full blast.
He ate a Doritos taco from my boobs. Does your boyfriend do that?
You can't talk like Dr. Evil to me five minutes after the greatest orgasm of my life.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
I can't tell if my roommate is crying or having sex and the fact that there's anime in the background is only making this more confusing
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
Woke up. Found about 20 condoms upstairs. A hole in the couch. Bread on the floor. Going back to sleep.
does anyone know where bryan is?
last i saw he was naked, and crying in the bathroom because there was no more booze.
I don't even know if he's actually hot or just hot because he plays hockey..
You did not just say that.
The only good thing about 2020 is that the hot flight attendant neighbors are using my pool a lot. If i can keep them from wandering into my Zoom meeting with my boss I’m golden
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