Gentlemen...shes not going to tie her self to the table...
It's like the Sean Connery of vaginas. You don't mess with it.
So i literally just wrote sorry on my quiz and turned it in.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
We where late for the party because we spent the last hour staring at a towl becase we thought it was a raccoon
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
the mechanics of walkigng feel weird right now everyone lools like a demon
what does alcohol mean
We are sitting here staring into each others eyes, mutually rubbing forks up and down our respective noses. High as balls doesn't even begin to cover it.
We call her skankles because she's a skank and she has cankles, I thought that was obvious
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
Fire trucks are here again. It wasn't me this time.
i think i just naturally attract stoners
Just bedazzled a flask, while drinking out of it. Hot glue is EVERYWHERE.
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