I feel like abortions should bother me more
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Home safe. Psyche shattered. Still rolling. In love with the morrocan rug in the living room.
its official. the only way for my hair to look good is to blow somebody
IDK who she called, but some guy came into the party, flying drop kicked Joe said never again. She has to invite him around again.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
I wanna give a stern lecture to whoever invented pants cause they are hard right now
I thought my dog was a polar bear. I kept asking how the north pole was this time of year.
At least I'm fat on the outside. You can NEVER change being fat on the inside.
I just realized that the first thing he ever bought me was Plan B.
i don't think fitbit tracks "flipping the fuck out" as activity.
So apparently I twerked on my coworkers last night. One month at the new job n I guess this is how I'm getting to know people
My boobs smell like weed again. This happens way too often.
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