I'm not really sure how I got home, but judging by this headache, i'm assuming it involved bourbon.
Bret has after-school detention for writing Brianna has a stinky vag on the ground at recess.
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
by the end of the night two people were passed out at the table, three on the couches, and one in the bathroom. it looked like someone pumped sleeping gas into the middle of a dinner party.
I realised my life had gone downhill since being unemployed when I was making key lime pie on acid at 3am Tuesday morning.
Good for him. He wanted to accomplish walking across niagara, I'm hoping to accomplish not throwing up tomoro nite, we all have our own priorities in life.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
you bit my nipple really hard and then looked at me and said 'i feel responsible for the state of your nipples'
well I've taken an Uber to my weed dealers twice in the past 2 weeks so it's going well since I sold my car
Got an egg Mcmuffin combo, and put the hash brown in the sandwich. That level of hungover
However, you did manage to order seven different drinks while fingering her at the packed bar - it was like watching the pizza men pound the dough in the windows
I like your optimism Chelsea but I'm not about getting my salad tossed
I haven’t sent any nudes yet in 2018.
That’s not true...is it?
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