ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
I brought my laptop into the bathroom so I can facebook while vomiting. New low?
hes a soccer player too.. you'd think he has better penis eye coordination
i was trying to wake him up so i just kept touching his dick
Take this only to mean that we love you, but we're having a serious, half-hour, hypothetical discussion about how far we think we could throw you.
Dude cabbage spilt on the floor, and now danielles rolling it. Happy st party's day.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
I'm going to go out on a limb and say last night was a success, also the neighbors are counting down the days until we move out.
My attempts to make you laugh have failed exceedingly. Naked snap chats it is
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
Apparently calling shotgun while getting put into a police car is frowned upon
I have already put on my inside pants.
My life has hit a new low, I just licked MDMA of someone's bed.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
Randomize
