I have a feeling we are going to become cougars together.
get your tongue out of his mouth and answer your phone. if your not doing more than making out i'm gonna be so pissed. i'm about to sleep in your car bitch
I don't care if he is my ex... I have the deed to his dick until someone else fucks him. We broke up 2 years ago.... I am still holding that deed!
She just got in car wreck. Wreck sex is better than break up sex
my shower just felt like jesus cried on me. like he shed tears just for my shower.
She tried catching cigarette ashes on her tongue like snowflakes.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
On a better note: I'm on pace for 730 female produced orgasms in 2013.
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
As I read your response saying I need a tan before I can become a go-go dancer, a girl cane up to work and gave me 10 coupons for 100 days of tanning for a dollar.
This is fate. You were destined to be a stripper.
You very well can't change your mind now. It would upset the natural flow of life.
Yesterday you said I was the best.
No. I said you DID your best. There's a huge difference.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
He showed up at 1:10AM covered in mud and vomit, wearing a headband that said victory in Japanese. I WANT PICS.
She is getting high and watching the Hobbit. I want her life.
So she is basically watching her own life story: short people traveling to strange places.
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