Just saw truck nuts on a handicap conversion van
so, just learned that EVERYONE heard pretty much everything last night. my roommates were surprised to learn you're a dirty talker.
its not facebook stalking, its market reasearch
can you explain why there is a dead rabbit in my front seat?
idk, I had a turtle in mine.
I fell alseep but then some dude picked me up. Comforter and all stuck a blunt in my mouth and carried me back downstairs because "I wasn't done partying"
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
What is an appropriate "thanks for saving my life" gift? I don't have any experience with this.
I'm about to play Thunderstruck by myself, that way I'll always get the long thunder part.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
Who takes their shirt off at the bar?! Classy broad
I do. In all fairness there was someone else's blood on it.
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
Where the condoms are as broken as my dreams
You don't know weird until you've had a musical wet dream about your older brother.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
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