I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
You have to wear the princess leia gold bikini every Sunday
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I want "hickeys on my ass" sex
I DON'T WANT TO DEMONSTRATE MY DICK TAKING ABILITIES WITH MY MOM THERE.
Now that we have successfully procreated, I need to know we are on the same page. Please tell me you are aware that there are whole seasons of our lives that our child can NEVER be made privy to.
We should probably write this down. That's a shit load of shit.
She was trying to drink out of the beer bong and she thought it didn't work. Little did she know there was no beer in there. Then she got mad at us. Girls.
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I just slapped myself in the face with my dildo and I know that's a weird thing to share but I just had to tell to someone omg I'm laughing so hard
We're too hungover to prance.
im questioning your sanity while also accepting your reality
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
I peed in my closet, which at the time looked like a sparkly bathroom...
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