what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
Pish posh, there's never a bad time to eat food off my body.
Someone shat in the 1st floor west girls hall. Literally SHAT in the hallway
That's what she gets for taking his peeps.
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I feel like today should be a " im going to have sex with you cause its raining and theres nothing else to do" kinda day
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
We jumped on a random trolley because total strangers offered us free vodka. We're not even on the route map as far as I can tell. I see now how those people died in "Hostel"... we deserve whatever happens to us tonight.
Piecing together the sordid story from witness accounts and photographic evidence, courtesy of Fcebook. My night included Mojitos, lighting the bar on fire and declaring myself the Queen of Nerds when I stole someone's flashing tiara. Woke up this morning with a velvet cape and plastic scepter to match. Mojitos are awesome!
I am 100% planning on being drunk on Wednesday. This is America. Work or no work.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
I WAS a history major. I also WAS a functioning human being. Fuck gin.
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
It's okay to masturbate while watching the Comey testimony right?
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