just took my exes job. there should be an award for how many times I've managed to fuck that girl's life
She referred to her collection of sex toys as an "arsenal." I'm not sure whether to be scared or excited....
I may only be a second year med student but I feel very confident in calling that a micropenis.
now that you've tased me I refuse to buy you flowers
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
I found a blow up pig at an adult store. He will have to fuck that on video if he wants anal. Also, I bought a pair of clear high heels. Tell your brother I love him.
Have you seen him ? Seriously. No one is that straight.
Cleaned the whole house at 7:30 and after cleaning the bathroom I think I had cocaine on my sweatpants
I didn't want him to hear me sneaking in. The doggie door was the perfect solution.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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