he's afraid if he sleeps with me i'll go all lavender brown on him
im sure we could have fun without alcohol but i just dont wanna chance it...
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
Dude, you passed out sitting straight up AND in mid sentence last night
Told him I'd blow him in the bathroom. There was a giant window everyone was looking thru. He whipped it out n I burst out laughing n walked away. Even blackout drunk I set the bar high. You should be proud.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
Dude, seduce him with cookies. You almost turned me gay with scones. Don't be surprised when they get you laid.
Its official the day you get back into town we are having a going away to jail party for me. My last wish before prison is to shit faced drunk with you, get into a fist fight, and then cuddle up and fall asleep. Just like old times <3
Omg I'm puking right now and then sneezed four times in a row. You don't know pain til this happens to you.
just peed on my shirt somehow, im calling it a day
That's the 3rd time in 6 months I woke up on the hallway floor using a towel as a blanket, no clue how I got there. At least back when I was still drinking I could blame something other than myself for that kind of shit.
You should go to AA meetings and warn people about the dangers of sobriety.
I know I'm moving in six days but getting wine drunk and laying in bed just sounds so good right now
He was imitating a sprinkler when he started puking. Hence- vomit sprinkler. Some people just can't handle their tequila
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