genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
My RA just gave me tips on how to have discreet shower sex. Were we that loud?
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
Found my underwear in a solo cup. That about sums up this weekend.
My mother is even happier about me having a sugar daddy than I am
I was angry that a college kid had a new Audi
so I peed on it
I slapped him but he didn't wake up. He just nuzzled my head, hugged me closer, and smiled.
I've orgasmed four times in the past 24 hours. And my mom's dropping off cookies later
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
I'm deleting Tinder. I got there he rubbed my back and then proceeded to jerk off on me.
It's a sad day when you're not really phased by the McChicken video only because you've seen weirder porn.
He is in my tree wearing full on scuba gear ... Get here asap.
Yeah I knew you'd like him. He's emotionally and physically self destructive.
We would have so much to talk about!
He has the fingertips of a God
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