The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
chastity bono is officially a man...and has a really hot girlfriend...life doesn't make sense
her last google searches are 'cheap african safari' and 'what does lion taste like'
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
Changed it back. Somehow I didn't think my profile pic should be me shirtless on ecstasy, ya know?
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I just looked at the guy in the car next to me and he was wearing a divers mask. We just nodded cause we both understood.
It isn't possible and the very mindfuck of that concept gives me a lady boner.
you strike me as the kind of person who when they spill something on their lap they take off their pants and eat it anyways. right off the crotch seam.
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
He has me blocked on facebook.... so I stalked him using my cats fan page.
You don't need yoga. You need a boyfriend! Trust me I've become all sorts of flexible this past year.
the raccoons are back...
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