I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
Just got the American Express annual summary for 2009. The amount of bars we visited last year is impressive.
Changed my mind. Wearing a dress. Casual, with a side of breasts.
Look dude, you cant keep blaming everything on the new years party. Its february...
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
i have a feeling i am the only one who can successfully pull off the "slutty kentucky derby" look.
His new place is a molesden. Like a hole in the ground. It's frightening how oddly private it is.
It rubs the lotion on it's foreskin...
It's been awhile, you pregnant yet?
That's true because who the fuck doesn't love Harry Potter and beer
I was too hungover to sit up and pull the curtains closed so I did it with my toes
He said watch this and then went and tripped into a group of 40 year old women, now he's leaving the club with them.
It was beautiful and filled the audience with hope for the future. :3 I wish I could speak more but sleep werk nighty
I asked how you were doing?
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
Sextember may be over, but Cocktober is just beginning!!!
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