They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
Two bottles of champagne and half a pizza later, I'm crying myself to tears watching The Nanny. Happy finals week.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
You claimed your dick was a divining rod, spun in a circle 3 times and walked into the bar you stopped in front of...consequently there was a bikini shoot going on
Theres a guy in your room wearing a franzi box costume and some girl is in the box giving him head.
I think all the stress in my life right now can be directly correlated with never winning a game of Bop It as a child.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
Definitely just realized I wore a shirt that says "building leaders for Christ" to a hookup. Roll tide.
I showed up to a job interview wearing two different shoes. If that's not an omen, I don't know what is.
Like I said, all hypothetical...unless, of course, you'd be into that. My heart may skip a beat.
Honestly his girlfriend says she hates me cause she thinks im trying to get him to cheat on her with me...she should hate me cause i already accomplished that.
FINE I guess I'll just drink regular coke like a PLEBIAN.
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