ad ew i am wasted whats my problem
But sometimes ur dick treats me better than u do
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
I can't wait to see her breast feed this thing
Is it bad that I just used Smirnoff as mouthwash?
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
You act like this is the first time i've fingered two 17 year olds at the same time
My mom said I should get that 'not fucking anybody' problem fixed.
the bride at the wedding we just crashed said we can stay only if we strip for her. You need to get down here
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I think your husband is breaking up with me...
He got an erection from helping me mobilize my lumbar spine. I love physical therapy school.
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
How do you teach a grown ass men how to fuck? Why is good sex so hard to find these days?
How many Hail Marys does a girl need to say to get some quality nudes?
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