the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
dude we were making out and she kept singing the americas next top model song. you wanna be on top?
He said if I stayed the night he'd take me to church in the morning.
My cousin had a baby so we have to look at it. Apparently the event is byob
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
She stopped mid hookup to ask me if we'd be done before Taco Bell closed.
Dude, she's the greatest salesman alive. she convinced chelsea to buy a box of Cheerios for $20. She can find your dick some willing pussy.
I was woken up in my old house by the new residents ... I don't even have a Key anymore
time out. can we just pause the wholesome understanding friendship thing and be fuck buddies for a night?
we need a secret handshake
just imagine me sitting naked on a toilet with a fully-clothed dude i havent seen in 2 years, trying to make normal conversation except that im covered in blood and he's helping wipe me down while i try not to pass out because blood makes me NERVOUS. And he's apologizing and i'm apologizing.
Its one thing to reject me, but to reject me AND my hottest friend AT THE SAME TIME!?!?
Im drinking a CAN of bud light at the bar. Do you really think I care anymore?
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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