"I want to just tie you up so you\'ll still be here like this when I get home." Actual words.
i just google imaged poop.
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
headbutted the bartender, tried to bite the bouncer, and pissed on a cops shoes. and i still got laid. god, it's good to be home
maybe it wasnt such a good idea to pregame our lease signing...
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
I just don't get it. Video games don't suck his dick.
He said he got a lot of action last night. I asked how much? And he said he got to see down her shirt. Freshmen never cease to amaze me.
80% sure the drag queens carried her home
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
So apparently dinosaur erotica does, in fact, exist.
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
I love it when strippers help me get other strippers numbers.
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