Someone told me they could tell we were from cincinnati because we say "as fuck" after adjectives
I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
you puked out of a dead sleep and didnt wake up
it wasn't THAT bad but he definitely called his dick an asshole and said sorry to my vagina
I told her she has a very organized vagina; somehow she took offense.
I woke up to him peeling the skin on my stomach from my sunburn. If he wasn't so good in bed I'd be a little freaked out.
Bonus points if someone shits their pants. Only 1/2 bonus points if it's you
Bonus points are bonus points regardless
I'm mumbling to people and trying not to accidentally shit my pants
One of us will probably end up wearing nothing but glow/ neon body paint and a pair of water wings...
And I am in no way ashamed to say that it will most likely be me. I'm hoping for it actually.
I respect the size of her balls.
Yeah but I don't respect the size of her anything else.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
Celebrated the veterans I suppose, my mouth tastes of gin and black outs
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
don't let your emotions get tangled in that sexy beard of his.
my night went from a boring school play to hotboxing a car with 3 criminals
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