I feel like abortions should bother me more
My history with restaurant waiters is severely limiting our dinner options.
watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
Ate pizza for the 3rd time today, can't decide if that's disgusting or an amazing aspect of American culture.
someone should tell her that easter eggs aren't meant to be dildos.
after watching ten minutes of "the decision," I conclude that King Lebron has more influence on America than Barak Obama. I love our countries values.
they're mlb prospects.. of course i'm gonna bang one of them.
I walked downstairs and he was standing in nothing but his boxers with his dick hanging out warming up eggs in the microwave.
something had to give and with her weight the coffee table never stood a chance
In less than 3 minutes we had 3 security guards running after us
Half of elefante. Gelafin galaxy
omg I just had an epiphany about why I grew into such a whore....
HAVE YOU EVER NOTICED WHAT THE SPICE GIRLS USED TO WEAR?!? those were my idols, I never stood a chance
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Enjoy the penises
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