sooooo how many boyfriends is too many?
people should stop making movies, we'll never top bio-dome.
I think we should see other people.
Already working on it.
I would also like to inform you that I can no longer lay on my back because my tailbone is bruised from the nightstand. Good job.
Apparently one comment in my womens studies class cockblocks yourself for an entire semester.
it was like, one of those nights where you keep going back to the fridge because you just can't get full. except, with sex.
I'm pretty sure it all started going downhill last night when they suggested I see how much sambuca I could fit in my mouth
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
I just sit in the cubicle for 8 hours and do keagles.
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Maybe you should stop dating for awhile if the chicks aren't working out. Reacquaint yourself with your hand or something.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
His pet bird was perched ON HIS DICK.
You’re a genius! I just walked in, shut the door, blew him and left. He could barely move afterwards and was a hot mess at the presentation. He already sent me a calendar invite for another meeting
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