This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
I told him to show me what he was made of and he came on my face. law students are so technical.
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Only you could manage to look like a complete slut while wearing a turtle neck.
Your excuse of not making us Mac and cheese was that you couldn't find 6 cups of water...
you're surprised the chick that fucked you for a free cup has herpes. i don't feel bad for you.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
You're always so generous when it comes to your dick.
Please tell me you have Advil or Tylenol or ibuprofen or a fucking baseball bat
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
Ill go to bed but tamed sharks isnt so much of a bad idea. Not for riding
He used the ring emoji and we've gone out four times. What is my life.
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I FUCKED THE WRONG FRIEND HELP ME
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
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