she was so ugly that the sight of her made me shiver and then i had to play it off like a draft blew by that only i felt.
this girl and her friend just showed up at my house. standing together, theylook exactly like the number 10. this has cockblock written alllllll over it.
how can i change my meal plan to a keystone plan?
yes, the chronicles of narnia is exactly what happens when you do crack inside of a wardrobe.
Don't worry. I told him just because you've gargled some balls in the past doesn't mean you'll be handling his.
I really wanted that to be shared. Thank you.
well this is gonna sound really bad but we were fooling around on sandra's electrical wheelchair
This drunk girl wants you to know that I do actually like you. I'm not just using you for sex. I think you're cool.
Champagne pong turned into an expensive and painful experience.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
I've never had sex with me but I assume there are worse ways to be woken up.
I kept on yelling at him to get his shit together as he was puking
Come here I'm naked
And I want mozzarella sticks
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
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