she says her boyfriend and her dignity are both out of town tonight
You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
just woke up COVERED in glow sticks and glitter. didn't even have to turn the light on to puke.
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
Well right now I am watching him use the fire extinguisher off the pourch.
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
He drops f bombs like every other word and he just gave me 127 shares of tmobile stock for free. I feel like I should pay him back in blow jobs or something.
We can stop fighting if you send me a picture of your dick standing at full attention wearing a sock.
I'll wait.
It can also be a hat.
I got into a fight with the dude who fell asleep on my couch bc he wouldn't wake up but managed to get a lunch date set for thurs with another guy by the time he finally left. So how's your day so far?
Yeah, oh and the story gets better. His friend was dressed as a christmas tree wrapped in twinkle lights and had to plug himself in the wall all night.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
This whole thing is fucking bullshit. I should be wasting all my hard-earned money at Planet Con this weekend but NOOOOOOOOO. Now I'll never get Roy Thomas to sign my comic
thank you for the vibrator recommendation, i've come six times today and it's only noon
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