Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
dudes here are drinking wine, and not in the forgivable 'just doing this to get laid' way
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Doctor just prescribed me 20mg Ritalin 3 times a day. It's becoming the "grain and oats" section of my food triangle.
I'm over this relationship. I'm just going to get drunk all day, wake up in a puddle of my own vomit again, and go on with my life
Well, it was good.. One step forward for my vaj.. One giant leap backwards for my integrity.
Currently playing beer pong versus the girl i lost my virginity to.....and her mom
guy next to me on the train just pulled out two bottles of gin and a block of cheddar. is slowly making his way through all of them.
Did I send you a naked snap the other day with a fat blunt in my mouth with the caption "$1200 bitches!" ?
I threw up off of your balcony and it must have been loud because the dog downstairs went insane.
Eating power bars and masterbating... That's kinda my life right now. Is this what having a boyfriend means?
Never doubt me. I am drunk and unstoppable and I will finish this book
I miss seeing you
i hope for the sake of your safety you were not with your girlfriend while sending texts like that at 3 am
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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