But do you think a lot of ppl use facebook as a masturbation supplement to porn?
Let me make clear that I am not a facebook masturbator
please quote me on this- the only thing worse than being ugly is being ugly and thinking that you're pretty
Well the bottom line is that I had to completely coat my testicles in Neosporin.
the EMT asked how you broke your nose and you said, "you know, the usual wear and tear."
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
I'm. Arresyed bur sierra ue obbe of mt vet friends. I hope we can tyajk ane gwt ob the same page. Ur aweaome ttyl.
Wake your ass up this is a day of horror where we get horroibly drunk and sleep with tandom dudes who wish they were super heros ps i havr stuffed animals over my privates im a petting zoo this year
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Yes ma'am.Im also looking at my collection of penis pictures in my email playing "who;s penis is that"?
I'm disease and pregnancy free. This is an Easter for the books!
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
Don't put me in that position. I am not qualified to be the responsible adult here.
The dude we met that gave us weed sent me a video of his balls covering the sun like a solar eclipse
Why the fuck is there raw bacon in my bra. I don't even have a stove.
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
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