Dual....:-)
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
im watching my roommate bang this girl. she doesn't look like she's any good, because he has a bored look on his face...
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
I just saw the list where the U.S. doesn't even rank in the top 10 in drinking countries. I know its Tuesday but....its for America
Lesbian chick is doing her presentation on the time she woke up on the dockside still drunk at 7 am. This is why I show up to chinese class.
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
Yea... you were given too many get out of jail free cards. God just gave up on you having a healthy and happy vagina.
The bartender charged us for drinks. Life is different.
It would be like if I said I had the cure for cancer and my explanation was I like turtles.
The cleaning lady has a form she makes me sign every time she finds me passed out in my office so she can keep track of how much to charge me each month for keeping quiet about it.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
It's all fun and games until your in the alumni campus center puking on the floor
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