Some guy with no shirt on and his pants undone informed us he was kicked out of the cab
I asked him why, and he had absolutely no idea.
Just got done reading an 11 page essay for class. Took me three fucking days and the only thing I have highlighted is the name "Alexander Cockburn"
Just saw the first guy i ever slept with in drag. I can hear my grandfather saying "i knew she was a lesbian" somewhere
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
he convinced me that i wont have to do the walk of shame bc he has to go to jail in the morning
yea, their son has been arrested on more than one occassion, their daughter is pregnant and their other daughter graduated but she was adopted, so clearly genes are everything.
You would be too ashamed to ever love me again if you saw the filth I just created. It brings unspeakable dishonor to the nacho dynasty. Like I raped the king's daughter, cut off her hands and made him eat them that's how hard I fucked up nachos.
I got kicked out of the bar for suggesting that the bartender drop her tits into my Redbull instead of the usual liquor
Some cougar Brit said she loved me. America is bouncing back.
I'm having an emotional breakdown watching baby sloths on YouTube you need to come save me from myself.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
It's a long story, but I accidentally peed on my dog. I'll tell you about it tomorrow, and we shall never tell my wife.
I mean you're asking high Chelsea. I'd sell myself for a rice crispy
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