matts gf stood and watched my naked ass gather my clothes off his floor this morning. sweet.
I just figured it out. Meghan has the same smile as Sylvester Stallone.
take it from a girl who woke up with a girl in her bed... you were not that drunk.
having sex with him was like banging macgyver. he did the most amazing shit with the simplest things
my mom found all the used condoms in my bed side table
whatd she say to you?
no words- put them all in a circle, put the bible in the middle
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
is it pathetic that I think he's cheating and it doesn't bother me because for the first time I'm the girlfriend and not the other girl?
His mom walked into the kitchen smiling, made a scotch on the rocks, hit my bong, and told us goodnight enthusiastically. He's suddenly more appealing to me.
Seriously. He was just sitting there naked in the dark with a boner pissed that I came home late.
No you are right. With a nickname like Monster Cock, you shouldn't expect him to want to "just talk". I'd be insulted too
Finally put clothes on I've been laying naked in the bed for approximately 4 hours since I showered and by showered I mean when I laid down in the bathtub with the shower on
He sent me a recycled dick pic! He could at least use one without sunlight in it, considering it's 10pm
Halfway through she said I was exactly like she imagined. So many things have been stroked this night.
You rode your bike four miles to my house. Yelled "I'm so high!" Then crashed into his car. It's a problem.
But no. So do not give him one damn penny. Unless they are in a sock and you are hitting him with it.
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