p.s. you have a small clit
YOU ARE THE MOST AWKWARD PERSON ALIVE.
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
Her mom caught her drunk streaking when she was 12. Of course she's perfect for me.
And leave it to John to ask the cabby to make a Porno in his cab
what is the protocol for being hungover enough to vomit in a potted plant during my botany lecture?
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
I like you as a friend, but I'm in love with your dick.
I literally was just rolling on the ground and said to her 'this is what dying looks like'
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
I'm going to fake an anxiety attack to get to the front of the line. Save me some brisket.
He wouldn't shut up so I started sending him pictures of animal dicks
You're only young once, and once you get old, you either regret all the sex you had, or you regret not having enough.
honestly if there were pictures of last night i would be embarrassed.... im embarrassed without pictures
You spent the entire night trying to catch pigeons and hugged a homeless guy and then gave him a pregnancy test.
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