Finally jerked of with a banana peel.
he told me he was a chubby chaser.. then winked. i'm signing up for a gym pass as we speak
Today the house voted to defund Planned Parenthood but to continue funding NASCAR. I fucking hate everything.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
She looks like a junkie muppet...awful
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
"Shots" of grape juice. I fucking hate Utah soooo fucking much.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
Saw 2 lesbians fist fighting outside the bar tonight. I was startled yet slightly turned on
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Better not shit yourself at the gym.
He apologized for cumming on my leg, but not for ghosting me for 3 weeks before :(
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
3 hour lecture of my biology teacher talking about isotopes and space shuttles. I'm way too high for this.
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