Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
I noticed how good my hair still looked. Apparently rum and coke in it helps it stay curly thru sex. May be using this more often.
we didnt even have break up sex...
you had it for us with someone else...
That penis will go down in history. It's the Helen of Troy of dicks. I will conquer it and the tale will live on for future generations to learn from
I would've hung out with you if I had the capacity to do anything besides fall over and pee on things
when I came to get Jamie there was a cop standing outside with her, made me roll down my window to tell me "she's got to go cause she won't keep her shirt buttoned"
Possibly having a threesome with my ex boyfriend and his current girlfriend was great closure on that subject
Would you like to get an apartment bong? It can be like our pet and we can give it a name.
I think were only still together so we can make each other miserable
He literally lured me in the house with his cat then we ended up fucking on the living room couch while the cat just sat there and watched
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
She told me "I think I'm going to puke tonight" a few seconds later she said smiling"I can't wait!"
You tried to use him as a battering ram. I'm 99% certain that's why he left.
i found you laying on the floor staring at the ceiling and you kept muttering "why" in various inflections.
Awake! can you bring me my pants...im under the couch
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