yeah well you didnt even puke from the alcohol. we cut you off and went to huck finn's and told you that the "irish cream" coffee creamers had baileys in it, so you shot down like eight of them and puked all over the floor. it was great. we cheered you on and everything
Is it bad to use cherry nyquil as substitute for grenadine? Because i just went there.
Nah, totally cool. It already has the alcohol in it.
wtf
I'm guessing you saw the bathroom?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
I have a busted ear drum from when he honked his horn when we started to have sex on his car in the parking lot...
i shit in a pringles can and hid it somewhere in your house....happy hunting
THERE IS A GOAT THERE IS A GOAT IN MY BED IT IS EATING MY THONG WHAT DID YOU DO
Ah that wonderful moment when you realise the bookmark you were using in a book you lent your mum is actually a receipt from a strip club
I was out of weed and my vibrator broke, so I'm now at Red Lobster.
So I just went to clothing optional bar
Well my mom knows that the welt I had on my forehead last month was the result of a sex accident. This holiday sucks
Me my naked body. You bring the paints. I expect to be a panther by game time Sunday.
What do I get.
Panthers win you get to fuck the paint off me.
I think that maybe Alyssa may of had too much to drink. is it normal for her to straddle random people in quizno's?
While the cops were busting my party one of them said. O you have an Xbox? Do you play online? Whats your gamertag?....
Randomize
