Awesome morning. I just met my boyfriend's wife, should I have shaken her hand or was the hug a tad over the top?
today's workout consisted of me putting my fake in my sports bra and running to the liquor store.
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
Just got gas in my car for the first time while high. Went better than expected.
Thank you, I really appreciate that. I know I couldn't participate in class tonight and I hope that doesn't affect my grade too much. So please let me know of any extra credit opportunities such as fellatio
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
If he survived pride he can survive a gay bar
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I found out my butt plug has a metal core at the airport security checkpoint...
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Just woke up from an extremely erotic dream featuring Steve Buscemi. Now I can't sleep.
We do have a rich storied history of emotional warfare
He sent me a dick pic for every page I had to write for final papers (87) & brought me adderall. Tell me that isn't romance.
So TMI but just realizing I have not masturbated since trump took office. He's sucked the sex drive out of me.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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