Help. Asians are flirting in front of me(773): They speak asian
My recently uploaded pictures to facebook: Me partying on Beale St. with a single girl on each arm. Ex's recently upload pictures: Several pictures of cats. I win.
I may or may not have puked in my RA's suggestion box.
We had sex in the ocean but the tide took our clothes away too. Its no fun walking back to the dorm wearing only a beach blanket between you.
Then we all started singing, "Our house, in the middle of the street. Our house, fucks a lot of freshman meat". It was magical.
Somebodaw call 311 postw fire bunso on vietena floorwnkd
I hope my orgasm sounds aren't secretly that bad and no one tells me
How does this dude know what a dying walrus sounds like? That's the real question
I just took my birth control with a water bottle I found in my purse with vodka in it in Spanish class. 10am is still too early for me.
i feel like my tongue has its own mouth, and that mouth just bit its tongue and is clenching its teeth.
i did nothiing wrong other than not tell that kid his whole back was covered in puke
No one's ever called me intergalactic cocksucker, before.
What does it say about me that I feel completely charmed right now?
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
He played me Kanye.. Speaking my love language.. He got a well deserved BJ
The amount of guys I've turned down for you is disgusting... You better love me.
Who the fuck puts glitter on their vagina? It’s all over my face and crotch.
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