he invited me to an all week drinking party at his house. apparently he knows the key to my heart is booze shaped.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Brogan sounds similar to Bridget...sorta.
Every girl's name is automatically translated to "Baby/Milk Carrier" in my brai
so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
Also, we should really buy some bandaids. Right now I'm using toilet paper and scotch tape, but I don't really think that's sanitary.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
you have failed as an in class drinking partner.
I've blown him while he hit my bong, I've blown him while he played video games and now I'm looking for a new challenge. Don't even try suggesting a blumpkin.
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
She walks around topless and loves making sandwiches. That's how a one-night stand turned intoa relationship
I don't really care where everyone ended up, but is everyone alive and not in jail?
Not in jail
Alive?
I wasn’t trying to be creepy it just happened
I’m beginning to think that’s your defining personality trait.
You have thirteen minutes to get here if you want to get back together. Otherwise I'm getting digits from the waitress.
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