Screwed.edu
shes about as inviting as chlamydia
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
You broke out your mechano set and told us you were gonna "build us a beer machine" and 5 min later you were fast asleep
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
Never underestimate the healing power of vomiting and a bath.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
So on a scale of 1 to Friendship-Over, how mad would you be if a rando I brought home sharted on the shag carpet in the living room?
I just pictured ballsacks being shoveled into the furnace of the Titanic.
He left in the middle of the night, he left his shoes behind and stole my doc martens..size 6 female. Wtf?
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Thanks for the pic It's going to be lovely dealing with my boner while I'm in a meeting with your father.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
my mom tells me this morning that i was blasting teach me how to dougie at 2 am last night and refused to leave her room until she dougied with me
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