how was the sex?
he smelled like pickles and burnt hair.
well, there's that.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
oh i have no idea about his personality. i imagine it's the same as it was- except now combined with a receding hairline and a beer gut
Go ahead. I tried to back up ur budhism story but she mite be catching on
Dammit. I hoped that would work. Just tell her I'm doing my pilgrmidge to Nepal or something.
The maintenance guy asked for a box to stand on to reach the ceiling. All I could offer him was a keg.
Did u know it's unconstitutional to turn down a shot during 4th of July celebrations.. Rest now dear liver
Pedi-lyte stocked
barely 48 hours and I've done the dirty on both of my roommates beds before they've even slept in them
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
Watching a guy masturbate in real time is a lot less theatrical than porn had me to believe.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
You just wait. When you see me foam roll naked, you're going to lose your mind.
My first love was gay too, it's okay.
She meowed at me. Repeatedly. Then she asked what was wrong with me because I didn't understand her.
I'm glad I didn't see Grandma stumbling drunk and peeing herself...it would be like seeing my future.
I apparently lifted the young child over my head yelling "Victory!" after that last game of pool, right before doing some Girls Just Wanna Have Fun karaoke.
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