Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
i just saw an asian skipping down the street and it made me think of you
She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
Fuuuuck. Forgot it's October. FYI scarecrows are gonna fuck you up when you're driving high
going to a night class in lingerie so i can quickly go to his house after.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
hahaha lucky. I'm fishing with some dude I just met when I woke up next to the mohawk river
You want anything?
Gatorade and you naked.
How do I know if porn I have watched is haunted?
So, last night I fell asleep sitting Indian-style on the floor, propped up against the front of the couch with an empty wine bottle in between my legs... How was your night?
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
He's talking about me being Slave Princess Leia and how he'll chain me up. I don't have the heart to point out that he would be Jabba in that scenario...Is it bad that his lack of SW knowledge is destroying my lady boner?
There is a dude riding on one of those standing wheel things inside forever 21. Calm down.
Wtf. So apparently this 5 star establishment doesn't allow strip putt putt in the parking lot. We all just got kicked out of our rooms.
Nothing will ever be as awkward as looking my mother in the eye and talking to her while I have a dick inside me. Time for a lock on my door.
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