Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
I'm the only one here who isn't hooking up, coming out of the closet, or crying because of one of those 2 things.
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
I told you, we're just gonna get ripped and light sparklers
Hey, you gotta think, is this REALLY the penis you wanna see for the rest of your life? THINK!
I didn't pay for a single drink 'help me I'm poor' was my drink pickup line. it totally worked.
Too many penises have met your hands. Stop or die.
Is it too early in the day to be getting dressed for the strip club?
If I had 3 wishes one would for sure be a designated driver for life that gives hand jobs.
Pissing into the Grand Canyon is the single most liberating thing I've ever done in my entire life
I think my brain has decided it's boycotting life until it can do whatever it wants.
I guess daylight savings isn't a holiday we need to celebrate for three days...
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