We discussed how the marijuana was making the dopamine float around our nucleus accumbens last night when we were high. Yet another example of how our science classes are perverting our good times.
He showed me a four inch blond hair that grows out of his side. He calls it his little ray of sunshine. Please come get me.
she moved to the other side of town, do you realize how far i gotta walk to get a blow job???
I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
You couldn't hold yourhead up but you managed to unzip my zipper. That's skill..
I just negotiated a blow job for an interview.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
I am literally the only girl who can black out and wake up pantsless and STILL be 99% sure I didn't get any.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
i miss freshman lecture halls much harder to take shots in a class of 20
On a scale of zero to "unmitigated disaster," how drunk is he?
WHY AM I CRAWLING IN OLDER MEN HOLY JESUS
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
Oh my god the guy at DQ just gave me the number 69 and winked at me
Sitting on my couch watching TV in my underwear drinking a bottle of wine.... and you want to interrupt me to come pick you up. No I will not do it.
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