Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i would never do something against you youre the best i ever had
please tell me you did not just intentionally quote drake..
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
He came on my face and tried to draw out a smiley face because he said I looked like I had a bad day
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
hey just checking if u still hate me for sleeping with your sister?
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
like when he blacked out and we found him in the garden eating your tomatoes off the vine
Care to explain why there is sushi in the soap dish in the bathroom
...But it's not like we would be the first people to pay for an abortion with student loans and cell phone rebates.
Don't lose. A little bit of my soul dies every time a beer pong game is lost.
my window is missing, there is half a pizza jammed into the disk slot of my PS3, and the entire kitchen floor is covered in cerial i cant see any wood floor. did we have fun?
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
We only initially bonded over boobs and sarcasm
are you drinking tonight?
I have an exam tomorrow
so yes.
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