Call it a failed empirical study as to whether drugs would make her more interesting. or at least better in bed.
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
i called my brother from the living room and paid him a dollar to turn off the light in my room. ive hit rock bottom
I smoked weed with pregnant girl. I'm going to hell.
So I missed her say 'don't' before 'come in me'. She felt what was happening and freaked - which actually made the moment 100x better.
I just sneezed alcohol in a candle and started a fire.
I may be the first guy in history to get dome while watching An Extremely Goofy Movie.
So last week was the 4th time a girl cried after sex. I'm seriously doing something wrong
and when he finished he handed me a baby wipe so i could clean up. i'm ok with the fact that he has kids, but not sure how to react to this.
six ambien and a bong later...he was calling me blueberry princess who need rescuing from the evil oven, and he was sir Eatsalot.
He called me skinny, I broke his garbage disposal, then denied him sex. Normal second date etiquette.
Drunk within and hour of coming home from work, merry christmas bitch
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
jump out the window naked night went bad
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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