yay america 4th of july drinking game. take a drink every time you hear or see a firework, finish your drink for a mention of mj or the gosselins, a shot for the words democracy,hope, freedom, terrorism
Question. If Kwik Trip and Kum and Go were to merge, what would they call it? Kwik Kum or Kum Kwik?
you're single. I'm single. let's spend vday with the 3 most important men in our lives: ben, jerry, and josé
I just don't have the heart to tell my mom you peed in our washer machine last night.
He told me to pick a safe word. I said 'cactus' and he said I wasn't taking this seriously and that I wasn't cut out for s&m.
Apparently blazed enough to think that the sizzling meatballs in the pan were calling your name...Ssssteeeeeve
Meeting girls and telling em you have no hair on your calves is not an acceptable pick up line
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
Why am I wearing a dog collar
Only way we could keep you from running in to traffic.
Lol no. She's home safe. You forget she is too pretty to get arrested.
It's meant to be, Cynthia. You, him, and your developed breasts are meant for each other.
I can't hang out with this penis. I'll start thinking I like the person it belongs to.
Fuck you guys, I'm trying to nurse my hangover and eat my chicken tenders in peace.
Why can't you just be normal and get dick pics from your exes like everyone else?
dude kate found out i cheated and busted in while i was taking a shit. I was cornered, nothing i could do
so drinking tonight?
Be there in 15
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