I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
his penis looked like arnold from hey arnold. it was interesting.
He just posted pic of sad weiner and half a butt cheek. That is it. I HATE online dating.
just masturbated through my pocket at the library. hope you're enjoying your saturday night out.
Don't worry about it. I've taken so much Plan B, my uterus is purely for show now.
And for your info. Don't pee outside with glow sticks. People will still see you.
She just landed. Popped over for a BJ and left. I'm a fan of layover layovers.
I've got to stop giving the gift of vagina for every occasion. I'm exhausted.
He chipped a tooth on the first beer. You know the night is just going to be a slushy mess after that.
He was having a "party in the princess castle." At what point do I blindfold him and take him to AA?
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
You were talking to yourself and eating cold cuts in the kitchen when I found you
My prof handed me back my essay on Lesbians in literature, gave me an A and then we had sex in her office. Told you she was gay.
I had a threesome last night with my fiance' and our soon to be best man. Everyone is surprisingly chill about it this morning. Is this any indication of what the wedding night will be like?
Being drunk at Chick-fil-A is a dystopian experience
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