Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
we were frolicking through a fountain of pizza rolls. it was like the best dream i ever had
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
Also, last night I had a dream that I was in a victoria's secret fashion show and they made me wear a t-shirt over my lingerie. Spring dieting begins now.
just peed on the 7/11 floor and casually left. Omg so drunk
at least if we puke, we will be surrounded by beautiful, non-judgemental trees.
She shouted out halfway through "that costume does nothing to hide your cock". Last time we let her drink at the theatre.
Holy hangover, going dancing with family good idea, taking the last shot with the transvestite bar owner not so much...
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
I almost had sex in a public restroom last night in case you're wondering how much of a mess 22 is for me
Jk probs not coming. Tequila
Got caught up in a real life love triangle. Both guys wanted me. I'm tempted to just run off with the cute girl from McDonalds instead
Please do that
I promise your sink was clogged before I threw up in it.
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