I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
Conclusion from last night: Sometimes being classy isn't as fun as making out with a guy on a pooltable in a bar. Happy birthday, Canada.
and she's shaped like a lego person so that's not happening
I caught a rooster roaming Edison Park then released it in the bar. They made me try to catch it again and somebody played the chicken dance while I chased it
my Prof for my bio lab has his lab coat collar popped. it's 8 am and im too hungover for this guy
I just was on a 20min team conference call where I didn't speak, I used a Gus Johnson soundboard online to answer questions asked to me...the highlight of 2010
Awkward moment #23: reasuring mom that the bf and I aren't having sex as seamen is running down my leg...
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
The fact that every guy you've slept with since you've lost virginty either have the same first or last name isn't normal.
Got a minor my first day of college from the bike police. I'm gonna like it here
AND I JUST BURNT MY BACON. WTF MONDAY. SCREW YOU TOO
She broke up with me after I spent the whole day speaking in nothing but Marshawn Lynch quotes.
Would it be weird if i sent him a "happy fuckiversary" text?
Did you make it home alright?
No I'm sitting under a tree by a cricket. He's alone crying out for someone to Fuck him. This guy gets me.
What did you give up for lent?
Diet and excersize. And I'm never going back...
Randomize
