When I went to court, my judge's name was Honorable Ball. I couldn't stop laughing.
that probably didn't help your case.
windsor, ontario is like a poor man's amsterdam
no, it is just poor
winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
my dad just walked in on my jacking off and all he had to say was "I thought you were bigger than that".... thanks dad.
You sent her a pic of your dick with 'guess what you cant have anymore' written on it with a marker.
Everything tastes like hotdogs and shame.
the only way I will be happy is if my gallon spiderman bucket is full of either popcorn, nutella and peanut butter, or fried rice. CHOOSE WISELY.
Is your gma going to be okay with me passed out drunk on the ground
Kellie accidentally ran into the car with two teenagers making out. made a big thud. there was a loud scream and she was gone...haven't seen her since
Dad danced with a girl half his age and her boyfriend just sat at the bar and waited for dad to be done. I bought pity nachos.
I guess that means I was blowing a nerd last week.
And loving it.
Look, you don't know disfunction until you've sat on the john taking a shit and crying while totally sober.
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
just ran into my father at CVS while buying condoms...he winked at me. I really need to move out of this town.
i don't want him to see me in a bathing suit.
hasn't he seen you naked?
well yeah, but it's different in a bathing suit.
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