She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
he told me not be awkward when his girlfriend comes tomorrow. and then he made out with me
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
so apparently i worked out for over an hour last night. drinking is the only way i will ever get anything done
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
I can hear the condescending tone from the atm when it asks if $3 is all I would like to deposit
Only sluts go out in this weather carpe diem boys
You know when you meet a penis that looks like it was made out of all your hopes and dreams?
Ahh good point. I got some interesting mental pics and I'm slowly entering a "fuck it, lets do weird shit" phase sexually, but you may have already figured that out since I've been fucking you sideways and upside down a lot lately.
But yesterday I literally met half his family buzzed wearing a cheeta print bathing suit super short shorts and a tiny tank top.. I was like awesome
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
They are gonna stay together and get married and have 2 children before he wakes up and realizes that there is more to life than anal
Me saying I wish i was a better person + me pretending I don't want to fuck on my period = me lying
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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