I swear god or herbie drove my car home
When he came he kept saying "oh god oh god" and he sounded just like his dad. awkward...
I love how my cats smell like pot.
If him repeating sorry while thrusting isn't makeup sex than I don't know what else is
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
I say that because you at one point were like a mama spider covered with baby spiders only you were a man covered with strippers.
no, you don't understand how much people deal here. All I had to say was "hey lets buy a bag" and he pulled over instantly, then the randoms in the car behind us pulled over and sold us a bag.
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
So like if I threw up in my purse is that "don't ever show your face in public again" worthy or just slightly frowned upon
I just want you to know you're the worst sister ever.
If this is about me and your ex, it's not my fault she doesn't like men.
I know. I know. He'll be weekday dick.
Can you explain the Transformers set up for battle in my living room?
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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