i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
needless to say, I hope she has to get an abortion again
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
He kept saying it was because he was allergic to the chicken. Then he threw up on my mom.
Game over. He has a paternity test request on his table.
Yeah but then he looked at me bleeding on the floor, said oh i guess you need to go to the hospital now, and left
You haven't had the true md experience until you've had your crotch grabbed by a drunk stripper with a snaggle tooth in front of your coworkers.
I sent him a naked picture of me with the caption "I lost at beer pong, this was a dare. Hope your nights going as good as mine" I've never talked to him in my life, this is a strange way to start.
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
the cashier ate half of our fries before she gave them to us so i think it's safe to say they don't do drug testing there
The drunk people on this bus are singing Journey songs. This is the whitest thing I've ever experienced
I wanna say I regret bonging a beer while having sex with Mike, but it helped me get thru it.
I'd call the fact I ended up in my own bed a huge success
I just saw a guy walking up the stairs with his dick out his pants. I let him know, and he just looked down in shock, laughed, and continued walking up the stairs.
It's sunday night and I just went to the store to buy cookie dough and condoms, I'm so proud of myself.
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